...to start a new job and anoint everything in your closet "new" too. Your coworkers haven't seen your clothes!
...to put your boyfriend in a Speedo-just so he'll understand the whole waxing/shaving/sucking-it-in thing once and for all.
...to say no to any shot of booze that has to be lit on fire before you drink it.
...to take beauty tips from the contestants on RuPaul's Drag Race-those queens have skills!
...to set your out-of-office email response the day before your vacation starts. (Ballsiness points for two days!)
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