...if your poker skills are limited to doing "Poker Face" at karaoke
...to use "Oh, look! I have champagne" as an occasion to drink it.
...to consult four different astrological compatibility charts until you find one that says he's a match.
...to sometimes use coffee and breakfast as synonyms.
...to overdress on purpose!
...to let your phone die and just be all 1995 for the day.
...if the plum you threw in your bag for a snack turns into a total plum-pocalypse
Two days later. You tried to be healthy!
...if you jus now found last years summer reading behind the couch. Half-read.
UM, NOT OK...
...to hint about flowers and then scowl when he gives you carnations. Baby steps!
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